A running commentary on the Emmy Awards

Tyne Daly?? Tyne fucking Daly???? I mean, I like Tyne Daly I guess, but Lena Olin, Lauren Ambrose, Rachel Griffiths and Stockard Channing were ALL robbed.

What the hell is Wanda Sykes wearing?

Jon Stewart is my hero.

Should I know who this guy playing Schwarzenegger is? I'm 30 minutes in and I'm already tired of California governor jokes.

Am I the only one who just doesn't think Wayne Brady is funny at all?

I was doing okay with the orchestral versions of everyone's theme song until they got to American Idol. That just doesn't work with a brass section.

Victor Garber was robbed. He and Lena Olin should form a super-secret evil spy group, have a daughter together, dress her in kick-ass outfits, go steal a bunch of mystical artificats, and use them to get their Emmys.

The Angels in America commercial gives me chills every time I see it.

Jon Stewart is my hero.

Oh, that's Darrel Hammond playing Donald Rumsfeld. That's who was playing Schwarzenegger. He's still not funny. I think it's time to start fast-forwarding.

I love that Allison Janney can pull of a dress that pink. She rocks.

Okay, this is just getting less and less funny. I think it's a sure sign that I should get off my ass and do some laundry. More later.