Wednesday, September 10, 2003

We think you're crazy to make us write an essay telling you who we think we are

It looks like I won't have time to write the post I'd planned for today, but I have a promise to keep, so here goes...

Kim Bauer walks into a bar with a cougar under one arm, and a two-foot salami under the other. The bartender says, "I guess you won't be needing a drink." Kim Bauer says, "Oh shiiiiiiiit!" as the cougar devours her.

"Man," says the cougar, "and Kiefer Sutherland thinks this was the longest day of his life? Try listening to that bitch whine for 24 hours, in real-time. I will be needing a drink, my good sir. (burp)"

Okay, that wasn't very funny, but I do try to keep my promises, and we were overdue for a Breakfast Club reference. See you tomorrow!

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