Friday, November 14, 2003

I'm drunk.

It was an accident.

I mean, I didn't DRINK by accident. Vodka, vermouth and olives didn't just magically appear in my cocktail glass. But I didn't intend to get DRUNK. Alone. It's fascinating, really, stumbling around my apartment for no good reason. Steak and several martinis. It's a shame I don't smoke.

Thank goodness for I Love The 80s Strikes Back featuring the Nerds of 1982 (yay, Skippy!) and The Wrath of Kahn. It's weird to me that the Hansons are commenting on GI Joe. 'Cause I was, what, eight when I watched GI Joe, so the Hansons would have been like, sperm? I mean, don't get me wrong, I like Hanson (yeah, weird, I know), but I don't think they've won half the battle, really.

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