Thursday, February 05, 2004

N.B.: Adam claims to be in tech for his show, but I think he's actually on a top-secret mission to save the world. In the meantime, I am guest blogging for him. I'd be honored if you'd check out my blog as well.

One day in eleventh grade, I walked into first period chemistry and announced to everybody that I'd heard the funniest poem ever the day before. I proceeded to recite it:

Charlie was a chemist,
But Charlie is no more.
What Charlie thought was H2O
Was H2SO4.


Nobody laughed at all, not even the teacher.

And yet it still totally baffled me that I had no friends.

I may have declined in many ways since eleventh grade, but at least I'm slightly less moronic.

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