Monday, April 19, 2004


I watched like two minutes of The Swan. I don't know what I was thinking. Okay, well, yes I do, I was thinking the guy in the commercial for this week's ep who says, "It's a scalpel, not a magic wand," was funny. But the show made me physically ill. And not because of all the surgery, I didn't make it that far. The opening, with the recaps of the first two weeks, was revolting, and when one of this week's contestants said, without a trace of irony, "The Swan is going to make me a better person," I knew I had to change the channel.

Wow, whaddaya know? I do have standards!

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