Wednesday, January 18, 2006

You call that schadenfreude??

Okay, I don't like figure skating. Or worse, ice dancing. On the rare occasions when I watch, it's in the hopes that someone will fall. I don't watch Dancing With The Stars, because I have little interest in watching D-list celebrities humiliate themselves and even less interest in ballroom dancing.

But Skating With Celebrities held such promise! Hell, they don't have to be famous -- put non-skaters on the ice and promise me blood and I am there!

So what the hell was that, Fox? No one fell down!! Not even a wardrobe malfunction!

Well, things are getting more complicated in future episodes, so I expect some head wounds, dammit.

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