Thursday, March 23, 2006

Another burning question...

...for the powers that be at New York Sports Clubs:

Why the hell are the locker rooms carpeted?? Because you know what people do a lot of in locker rooms? Walk around wet. And you know what carpets do? Retain water. So now my socks are wet. And sure, everyone loves the feeling of carpeting on bare feet, but not so much other people's runoff.

And another thing: I've revised my fitness goal. I no longer want to reach a certain weight or be able to wear certain pants; I just want to wrap one of your stupid tiny towels around my waist comfortably.

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