Thursday, April 12, 2007

Aren't the English supposed to know better?

I haven't been following Idol this season, but this morning on the news I heard a clip of Simon Cowell saying, "I think you have a very good tactic at the moment: Wear as least amount of clothes as possible."

Wear as least amount of clothes as possible???

Simon! Were you sneaking some of Paula's rum and Coke? Wear as little clothing as possible. Wear the least amount of clothing possible. Wear the least clothes possible, I suppose, though it's clunky.

Just because you're calling someone a talentless whore doesn't mean your grammar should suffer!

Monday, April 02, 2007

She finally understands irony!

Even though (like most people) I haven't exactly followed her career much, I've had a dark soft spot for Alanis Morissette since the first time I heard "You Oughta Know."

After seeing her version of "My Humps," I kinda want to build a shrine to her honor and worship at it every day.