Release the Kracken!

It's not like I sit in front of the PS2 thinking, "Boy, what this game really needs is a good Clash of the Titans reference." Still, whoever cast Harry Hamlin as Perseus in God of War 2 is a genius.

Attend the tale of... ABBA?

Look, I'm not saying the 7:00 showing of Sweeney Todd at the Ziegfeld was full of homosexuals, but the first note of the Mamma Mia trailer got applause....

Holiday Decorations Gone Wrong #10

Okay, look, I know that Christmas is supposed to be a religious holiday, but there's just something of a mixed message in these centerpieces (?) being sold on Delancy Street:


"Happy Holidays! Wishing you and yours a slow, agonizing death."


This guy is in a bar on 45th Street. 'Cause there's nothing I want more when I'm drinking than a creepy old man staring at me all night.